Monday, July 23, 2007

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the scalper

MIKE : "..... Good evening friends and welcome viewers to a new episode of One Morning ....
MARIO BIANCHI : ".... Mike ... One morning you said we have to remake .....
MIKE : Mario Bianchi "..... I want to scoff?? I open the press release as a juror .... does not seem to have won so many tapirs? Force Wake Joe Smith back with the initials. MARIO ..... WHITE : ".... Okay Mike .....
MIKE : "... Where is the baby ???.... Oh there you are ... you are so rickety that you then tell me ...., I saw a little bit rot, what job does your father do?
CHILD : ".... my dad does the scalper .....
MIKE : "..... THE touts! Plot Twist!! Then your dad buy hundreds of tickets for major concerts, games, or first to the scale and sells them before the places where play events with a cardboard sign that said ticket sales, or carries out auctions on the internet a few days before the event and requires the astronomical prices. BUT BEAUTIFUL! think that even when I was in America for two years I did the scalper, selling ticket strictly false, the meeting between Mohamed Ali boxing and ex-convict Sonny Liston, of course, making a substantial ridge ... Friends viewers once, I remember like it was yesterday, I sold a ticket to the Oscars in Los Angeles to Richard Nixon to 15,000 dollars, not only that I realized I'd lost my invitation so I decided to go out without me and unfortunately I had to change from the sewer below to watch the show, just that while trying to break the water to enter the room, a bodyguard noticed my presence and began to rincorremi, and gave me like hell, I saw a ' Oscar at the entrance calling me, and guess who was the golden statuette that ...... Indro Montanelli !!!!! I said what are you selling fake tickets in america ????? go to Italy to do the TV ..... but that's another story ....

Friday, July 20, 2007

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the bettor illegal

MIKE : "..... Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to a new episode of The Price Is Right .... Ok
MARIO BIANCHI : ".... Mike ... OK you say the price is right we need to redo the .....
MIKE : Mario Bianchi "..... but are you sure?? Do I look like Iva Zaniccchi?? It does not seem to have become a woman all of a sudden, you see that the public perhaps have said "a hundred .. . hundred "? goes well, but if you say so ...... start again ....
MARIO BIANCHI : ".... Okay ..... Mike
MIKE: "... call me a competitor .... Come here little monkey, tell me a little, which makes the idle work of your father?
CHILD: ".... my dad makes it illegal scommetitore
MIKE : "..... The bettor UNLAWFUL !!!..... FUN! The EIB CRAFTS OF LONG AGO! then your dad, in agreement with some football players, basketball, and sometimes with some jockey, he went into a center of gambling, carrying his swag, accumulated after decades of hard work, and relies entirely because, at some game rigged or on horse racing in which the stallion is doped, sometimes tripling and quadrupling the amount bet ..... BUT BEAUTIFUL!! I also think that while I was in america for a year I made the punter illegal, pointing my first money, earned by the porter better known as a porter on a baseball game between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Philles I won a sum so high that I could buy both teams ..... Friends viewers think that once I decided to make un'azzardo focusing on a team so small that the bookmakers gave a 99.00, but I unmindful of the high risk bet the same, but unfortunately I was broke, and I found myself doing the beggar gather enough for a few pennies at the crossroads of Manhattan, one day I heard a knock on the shoulder a washer of the place, and guess who was that boy extra .... Indro MONTANELLI !!!!! told me ..... "What are you doing the scommetitore illegal in america ????..... go to Italy to do the television ..... but this is a different story!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

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panchinaro

MIKE:" .. ... STRENGTH AND FODDER then .... MARIO BIANCHI
: Mike ".... you said we have to redo the fodder .....
MIKE : Mario Bianchi "..... but are you sure?? According to me you who the straw in the brain, but it goes well, if you say so ...... start over .... MARIO BIANCHI
: ".... Ok Mike .....
MIKE : "... so little tramp, enunciami a while, what job does your dad?
CHILD: ".... my dad does panchinaro of UA football club ....
MIKE : "..... THE PANCHINARO a club !!!..... FRIEND VIEWERS!! BUT BEAUTIFUL! Then your dad signing engagements with leading football clubs millionaires possibly Milan or London, whose owners are known capitalists, and immediately put in an accident, feigning tears, herniated disc, and sometimes rupture of ligaments, the kinds of evils that result from two to six months of rest, then this trick, wandering in the city center, and attended famous clubs, becoming the first photograph of Crown round, with some tissue paper or letter unscrupulous enough, to see published in magazines and gossip items about his relationships. AMAZING!!! .... I think that even when I was in the States for two years I did panchinaro in a society of American Football, pretending displaced fracture of the tibia and fibula, the spassai me, going around night clubs and getting drunk like a sponge standing arm in arm with some sissy upper class, who regularly wore in the private room to make the ride .... Norman EIB THAT TIME! .... You think that once at the end of the season, the team organized a nice grilled fish, in central park, ... and guess who was the chef that 2 pounds of fried bream ...... Indro Montanelli !!!!...... told me ...." What are you doing in the states panchinaro ????..... go to Italy to do the television ... .. but that's another story!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

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the comparator

MIKE: "... you're still here little being unsuccessful, tell me, what job does your dad?
CHILD: ".... my dad does .... comparator
MARIO BIANCHI : ".... Mike ???.....
MIKE : Mario Bianchi ".... how many times have I told you not to interrupt!! AMAZING!! I tend to hit him with a whip scabby!! Now are all shiny .... call me the makeup artist ....
John Smith: Ok Mike ".... we start??
MIKE: "is in fact what I always say to your wife !!!..... VIEWERS FRIENDS, FUN! then your dad in exchange for large sums of money, prescribes, sells drugs, and sometimes by individuals, mostly elderly, ailments do not really have, making them believe, to use cutting-edge treatments and equipment hyper, but fastened her existent pain. ACULTY BUT BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS! think ... that too when I was in the States for two years I did the comparisons made buying and selling of expired medicines !!!...... think that one day I was given a briefcase full of money from a clan cammorristico, which made me do surgery to singer Elvis Presley, for an imaginary farigite instead went to the San Francisco Hospital with the intention of distorting the vocal cords, so I asked the anesthesiologist to narcotize the singer and guess who was the blonde curly hair? Indro Montanelli !!!!...... told me ...." What are you doing in the comparator states ..... go to Italy to do ..... but this television is another story!

Friday, July 13, 2007

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pilot

MIKE: "... then come here little boar, tell me a little, which makes quell'infingardo work for your father?
CHILD : ".... my dad is the pilot of clandestine races ....
MIKE : ".... I understand you correctly?? Mario Bianchi .... I also confirm what you said the small toxic fumes?
MARIO BIANCHI: Yes Mike .....
MIKE : FRIEND VIEWERS, plot twists! then your dad finds himself on a Friday or Saturday night in the suburbs of big cities, preferring the industrial areas, then with a large group of spectators on the roadside, on the edge of a car or motorcycle rigged with discharges, turbines, and some time with the nos, compete with individuals who challenge him large sums of money betting or betting also some nice chick. BUT BEAUTIFUL FRIEND LISTENERS!! think ... that I did when I was in the States for two years the pilot of clandestine races, challenging each other with Paul Newman and Frank Sinatra on the Brooklyn Bridge .... I was a reckless, thinking that once I wanted to do a bit too much the bully and I decided to challenge the Italian-American mobster Joseph Bonanno, the wife of gangster bet, and guess who was the filly? Indro Montanelli !!!!! I said ...." it is better that you go to Italy to do television, because if not here you filled with lead his henchmen ..... but that's another story!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

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the clandestine races simulator to hijacking incidents

MIKE : "... So baby, tell me, what job does your dad?
CHILD : ".... my dad does the simulator accidents to collect the insurance premium!
MIKE : ".... FRIENDS VIEWERS, AMAZING!!! this is one of the oldest professions than once! then your dad lies in wait with his car in front of half of unsuspecting old ladies, and suddenly the nailing machine, stop being so, and pretend to various injuries to the body .... then with an ingenious system, makes the findings do not known some people who pretend to be policemen, doctors and lawyers, issue phony! subtracting so, the insurance money of these poor women. BUT BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS RADIO LISTENERS!
think ... that I too when I was in the States for two years I did the simulator accidents, making many anzianotte dab on Route 66 !!!...... think one day one of these ladies, not quite rincitrullita, saw me, and saw the crime, I tried to drag me away with my cadillac luxury in 1957, but unfortunately I could not, so she called the chips to report the loss ...... and guess who was the colleague Poncharello? Indro Montanelli!! ...... I said ...." what are you to cheat people in the states ..... go to Italy to do the television ..... but this is a different story!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

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MIKE :"..... then that child labor does your dad ?????"
CHILD: "My dad is the hijacking of airplanes ..."
MIKE: "Plot Twist !!!!! friends listened to hijacking! What a beautiful job!! Then your dad is adorned with belts stuffed with TNT, Strap on some rifles, and undisturbed salt aboard a Boeing 737 carrying out any intercontinental routes, spreading panic among the passengers and the aircraft bringing him the favorite in town, asking the government as ransom money lender figures .... but nice! friends think listeners ..... when I was in the States for two years made the hijacking, I enjoyed to strike terror into the thousands of passengers, and to constantly change the pilot course, think that once, on a plane to Europe I made a stop at 'San Francisco Airport and Jonh F. Kennedy of New York, taking hostage a young hostess, and guess who it was .... Indro Montanelli !! I said, 'What are you ???... to hijack aircraft in the states you go to Italy to do the television .... but that's another story ....

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real estate speculator

MIKE " So baby, what job does your dad ??????
CHILD: "My dad does the real estate speculator!
MIKE:" Friends viewers ....... beautiful crafts of the past real estate speculation ....... LO !!!!! ..... think that your dad buys real estate at bargain prices and resells them to treeeeeeeeh or even four times as much but what a fine job ........ ....... think once when I was in the States, I for two years ........ the real estate speculators buying homes in every part of America ..... even in Manhattan or the Bronx ..... and think that once I sold a house in the Bronx to a community very poor Puerto Rican immigrants, reducing it almost on the street ...... and guess who was the father of the family ?........ Indro Montanelli!! ........ I said 'What are you doing buying and selling homes in the states ???..... go to Italy to do ............ Telvision .... but that's another story ....

Monday, July 9, 2007

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parking abusive

MIKE :"..... then that child labor does your dad ?????"
CHILD: "My dad makes unauthorized parking lot ..."
MIKE "THE PARKING ABUSE FRIEND LISTENERS !!!!! What a beautiful job!! Then your dad steals un'appezzamento of abandoned land in the most exclusive resorts, and a bell'ombrellone and plastic table, friends think viewers, mocking air enters the car at a cost of € 20 per hour, draining the pockets of the poor tourists!
..... I think when I was in America for a 'I did the year ..... appropriating the roof parking abuse of WOOORLD TOWEEER, fearless and with a skill player tetris, which manages to be 400 cars and a helicopter, in 20 square meters ..... the problem was her listeners usciiire \u200b\u200bfriends ..... why do you think, before all was a 19-meter-long white limooousine blocking other cars, with young people in wealthy and some nice chicken uninhibited .... and guess who was the chauffeur of the limo ..... Indro Montanelli !!!!!! I said "What are you ????.... rooftop car park to go to Italy to do the television .... but this is a 'different story

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It begins

Now begins our adventure called parodies of Mike. The idea came about in a summer evening, in which we decided to put pen to paper, some skits, taken from the program VivaRadio2 Rosario Fiorello and Marco Baldini in which they carry the imitation of the famous television presenter, namely Mike Bongiorno, during the broadcast that he led titled "Genius", and change the central part of the sketch as we please, not trying to rip off existing ones, when the child asks her father works as a competitor, and having in exchange responses occupations not very honest but very funny.

Hoping to create a blog cute and funny ....